Office by Alex Penny
When I was about seven years old, I was at a Girl Scouts meeting that I didn't even want to go to. We were doing an exercise to demonstrate memory, politeness, and people skills by each taking turns being a "waitress" taking the other girls' orders and then serving them plastic food specific to their demands. I messed up everybody's order and all the girls got mad at me and laughed as they pelted me with plastic food. Even my mom laughed at me. And if I had to describe my life now, I'd say that day at Girl Scouts would be foreshadowing how I was going to feel everyday afterwards for the next 14 years... So, yeah. Hey, where are you going?! Come back!
Kanye West getting deep on twitter
SOLID.
this is why I love this man.
Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.is this real
yes
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html
(Source: elenacupcakegilbert, via fake-it-real)
(Source: jamesbadgedale, via aktwerkthatbooty)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
You just wanted to use the term “Yahooligan” didn’t you?
(via ap-afrnas)
Dream home.
(Source: pokec0re, via kayteapeaa)
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
Need it.
(via kayteapeaa)
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
(via neutralsoymilkhotel)
Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]
I’D WEAR THIS ALL FUCKIN DAY. I’D WEAR THESE LIKE IT WAS MY JOB.
(via gothicegg)
This is the greatest work of Tragicomedy I have ever read.
(Source: peau-rose, via starfleet-cadet)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
jesus christ.
(via starfleet-cadet)
