The Ripsaw Hiatus

When I was about seven years old I was at a Girl Scouts meeting that I didn't even want to go to. We were doing an exercise to demonstrate memory, politeness, and people skills by each taking turns being a "waitress" taking the other girls' orders and then serving them plastic food specific to their demands. I messed up everybody's order and all the girls got mad at me and laughed as they pelted me with plastic food. Even my mom laughed at me. And if I had to describe my life now, I'd say that day at Girl Scouts would be foreshadowing how I was going to feel everyday afterwards for the next 15 years... So, yeah. Hey, where are you going?! Come back!

December 22, 2013 1:14 pm

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

(via gothicegg)

November 27, 2013 7:58 am

darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

(Source: panerasexual, via ridinghi)

7:58 am

neofriend:

I mean i have a fashion sense but i don’t have money

(Source: hugepoppa, via hashtagugly)

November 26, 2013 7:31 pm

fakedean:

fakedean:

fakedean:

a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw

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my new best friend

apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch

i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

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[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]

(via ap-afrnas)

7:29 pm
anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

(Source: officialaxlrose, via shinypapercrowns)

7:18 pm 7:11 pm 6:54 pm 6:14 pm 6:08 pm
party-wok:

Solid furry logic.

party-wok:

Solid furry logic.

(via msenjoli)