a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw
my new best friend
apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch
i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.