The Ripsaw Hiatus

When I was about seven years old I was at a Girl Scouts meeting that I didn't even want to go to. We were doing an exercise to demonstrate memory, politeness, and people skills by each taking turns being a "waitress" taking the other girls' orders and then serving them plastic food specific to their demands. I messed up everybody's order and all the girls got mad at me and laughed as they pelted me with plastic food. Even my mom laughed at me. And if I had to describe my life now, I'd say that day at Girl Scouts would be foreshadowing how I was going to feel everyday afterwards for the next 15 years... So, yeah. Hey, where are you going?! Come back!

May 12, 2012 11:42 pm
I seldom watch SNL anymore, but I’m watching on the off chance that Will Ferrell does a Harry Caray sketch. Has he done a Harry Caray sketch? DID I MISS IT? I JUST TUNED IN. IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION, TUMBLR. 

I seldom watch SNL anymore, but I’m watching on the off chance that Will Ferrell does a Harry Caray sketch. Has he done a Harry Caray sketch? DID I MISS IT? I JUST TUNED IN. IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION, TUMBLR. 

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    IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION
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    just nothing but will ferrel on snl
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