The Ripsaw Hiatus

When I was about seven years old I was at a Girl Scouts meeting that I didn't even want to go to. We were doing an exercise to demonstrate memory, politeness, and people skills by each taking turns being a "waitress" taking the other girls' orders and then serving them plastic food specific to their demands. I messed up everybody's order and all the girls got mad at me and laughed as they pelted me with plastic food. Even my mom laughed at me. And if I had to describe my life now, I'd say that day at Girl Scouts would be foreshadowing how I was going to feel everyday afterwards for the next 15 years... So, yeah. Hey, where are you going?! Come back!

October 31, 2012 1:21 am

If I had drink for every time The Mountain Goat’s “No Children” felt relevant in my life, well I’d be super fucking trashed like I am now.

February 10, 2012 11:28 am

I can’t even handle this. This wins the award for Best Use of a Mountain Goats Song. 

August 28, 2011 3:45 pm August 24, 2011 11:30 pm
Where has this blog been my whole life?

Where has this blog been my whole life?